The Mirrored Road into the Interior

Yaknow what would have been great?

A forum bot that went about posting on random forums posts of the sort:

OhmyGOD!!! X kills Y by Z on Page N

Where X is a member of a X list of good or bad guy characters from Harry Potter.

Y is a complementary list of characters

Z is a manner of setting acceptable manners of death (no locking them in a dark room so that they are eaten by a Grue.

And N is a number between 1 and 759