Solla Salwe or bust?

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Hum... Troubles?
Some creative account juggling to pay this month's gas bill (nothing awful, and if it hadn't worked, I would have just had a 3-4 dollar late fee.)
Job is completely unmotivating.
Haven't figured out what I want to be doing in 5 years or 18 months or what have you.
Bike troubles. (Nothing major, I'll be able to fix them quickly I think. If I'm wrong, I can throw some money at them next month and solve them outright.)
Tried to slice off my fingertip with a shard of glass, and while I have more bandaids than I thought I did, the stuff I want for this wound, gauze and medical tape? Absent.
I dropped my phone and it got carred to death. It will take about a week to sort out the replacement.
I've really done a poor job at keeping up my reading list this year so far

words words words

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So, recall that, a while ago, I wrote that boink was a great word for discussing sex because it adds some levity. Well got another one (from the most problematic story in the vagina monologues) This one is more limited than "boink" as it isn't a word for sex, but for vagina.

Coochi Snorcher

Seriously, try to say that one outloud either alone or in the presence of other people.

I'll wait.

Did you keep a straight face?
No?
Me neither.
I had a great day at work today because every time I started to get disgruntled/unhappy, I just repeated to myself "coochi snorcher." Not once did it fail to at least make me grin.

nts

note to self: buy real actual physical crusaidin' boots.

kinda liveblogging the vagina monologues

http://ronin-kakuhito.livejournal.com/300639.html This year's proceeds benefit the women of the democratic republic of Congo and the Middleway house (a 10/90 split.)

The war in the DRC has been has been going on since 1996.
"SFemacide is the Global Warming of women."

DRC/Bosnia/etc always makes me consider the merits of the Pax Americana.

The personal ones make me at turns sad and enraged. I understand the urge to panopticon.

RE: DRC
Was it because they were men?
Was it because they never learned to become a man?

no vibrators but guns!

I'm glad that I decided not to read this ahead of time (and I already expected more of these than I am happy with.)

"Warm up the duck lips"

I think I'm going to skip spoiling things though.

If you haven't yet seen them, there is always next year (and watch it instead of reading it. As text on paper, it loses impact, it loses much of its inherent value without the people involved, both the cast and the audience. Part of the impact is the community and the flesh and blood reality of the show.)

Oh and Taylor, if you catch this, it went damned well. Told you these things come together at the last minute.

In retrospect, these posts work better when I have a narrative to hang them on. Oh well.

vagmon

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If you are in Bloomington Indiana, you should seriously consider going to the Vagina Monologues on the 12th, the 13th, or the 14th. It is an incredible play and the proceeds are going tob be split between the campaign to end the use of rape as a weapon of war in the Congo and the support of the middleway house here in bloomington (a shelter for women and children who are victims of domestic violence... yeah I know, men are victims of DV too and are massively underrepresented by services like this, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't help this side of the cause. I didn't do my research. Middleway does offer their services for male victims of Domestic Violence. Thanks Gabrielle for setting me straight on that one.)

Vagina Monologues Info Site

vagmon

http://ronin-kakuhito.livejournal.com/300416.html
If you are in Bloomington Indiana, you should seriously consider going to the Vagina Monologues on the 12th, the 13th, or the 14th. It is an incredible play and the proceeds are going tob be split between the campaign to end the use of rape as a weapon of war in the Congo and the support of the middleway house here in bloomington (a shelter for women and children who are victims of domestic violence... yeah I know, men are victims of DV too and are massively underrepresented by services like this, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't help this side of the cause. I didn't do my research. Middleway does offer their services for male victims of Domestic Violence. Thanks Gabrielle for setting me straight on that one.)

Vagina Monologues Info Site

why a day devoted to recognition of violence?

http://reannon.livejournal.com/1611297.html

vagmon concert

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I'm writing this during the Ladyquakes' set. That way I can stay for it and still have time to write my event post.
The first band is a group of students from the Jacobs School of Music. They are incredible and I want to be able to hire them to play my living room on alternating thursdays. Initially there was too much distortion on one of the lines, but the sound guy got that fixed up and they were great.

The crowd has a preponderance of short and zaftig women. I am definitely not complaining. (I'm not specifically into short, but pretty much anything and zaftig works for me.) That and rollergirls. The Bleeding Heartland Rollergirls are taking part in most of the V-Week events. Athletic and active builds and not stupid skinny. *grins* Now the fact that these women are probably a decade younger than yt gives me pause, I'm not writing a heinlein novel after all, but they are still hawsome. And activisty. Activisty is even better than zaftieg. And hum, way off point now. Oh well. I bet we'll revisit this ground later. As digressions go, this one is fecund.

First band is The PaPanias.
This group is further evidence that every band needs a violin or three in its makeup. And maybe a couple of music majors. Very very cool.
The rollergirls are going about with the donation baskets. They really should have seeded them with a handful of bills each.

Also, who goes somewhere to dance in heels? Girls are weird. And masochistic. The marginal improvement in calf definition you get from heels isn't worth it ladies.

The Next Band is The Brownouts. A guitar, a bass, 2 sax, a trombone, a keyboard, a drummer, and a vocalist. Funktastic in the musicness. They are good and, suprisingly, not too loud, that said, I'm definately too old. Not counting the old guy and the owner of the place, I've probably got four years on anyone on the dance floor, and the average is much much younger. That said, these guys give me a renewed faith in the musical taste of the damned kids these days. On the other hand, I would like to have a heart to heart with them about their continued proximity to my yard...

The Emcee, whose name I failed to catch is hot and moves like a geek. Oops, apparently taken and possibly gay too. Oh well. Still the hotness even if not even potentially for me. Oh hey, she plays for the LadyQuakes, Internet powers activate... survey says Anna Saraceno.

Turnout isn't spectacular. I wish that I had a broader social network around these parts (or a job that would let me simulate one by buying a large number of tickets.)

Oh sweet, the rollergirls are doing that snake thing. The potential for the awesome demonstration of the conservation of rotational momentum is way high. (Think the whip game with roller skates. If you never played the whip game, get a half dozen of your friends, line up and hold hands. Then one end starts running in small circles. If you do it right, you can chuck the last person in line a goodly distance when they finally can't hold on anymore. Rollerskates make that much much better.

The Lady quakes are as awesome as always. "I wanna lick a vulva lollypop is their warmup song." I'm now caught up to real time in the show and they are awesome. They did start after 11pm so the already smaller than optimal (it is a tuesday night, so I hope expectations were low to begin with) crowd is sparse.

I want to be able to hire them to play my LR on the Thursday nights not claimed by the Papanias.

Oh, the vulva lollipops? They were chocolate instead of hard candy. I really wanted a candy cherry lollypop when it was announced that there were lollypops. So instead. A VDay patch. All in all, it went relatively well for the middle of a recession, a show that ends lateish on a tuesday with rain forecast for the weather. V-week has been disapointing for the people putting it on this year, but they are doing everything right. Sometimes stochastic events happen. :/

concert!

http://ronin-kakuhito.livejournal.com/299739.html

There is a V week benefit show at Rhino's in bloomington tonight at 8:30 pm! doors open at 8:15 and it only costs $5. All proceeds benefit Middle Way house and the campaign to end violence against women and girls.

I've only heard one of the bands but the Ladyquakes are quite good

Dance your phd

Go to youtube. Search for "Dance your PhD" I had forgotten. I've fallen away from my tribe, but they are still out there.

Overheard at the boxcar books party last night:
"Just because your dad is this dorky contrarian prick doesn't mean you have to follow in his footsteps."

From the extended context, the kid she was talking about was being a dorky contrarian prick, even though I mostly agree with his underlying assumptions. I don't usually go to Bible studies so that I don't end up being that guy. (Though I know my stuff better than most of the atheist at the bible study types I've ever listened to

listy

My 10 newest toys
* = for fuzzy heroes, & = board game, % = non-fuzzy heroes war game, $ = rpg, # = computer/console game
1 Okko
2 dosbox/gapper #
3 4 inch Strawberry Shortcake Doll *
4 AT-ST Walker *
5 Strange potato shaped doll *
6 Dinosaur shaped basket *
7 Warcraft 3 expansion #
8 Shadowlord &
9 Sukioden Tactics #
10 Firefighter dog with water cannon *

newest books
1 The Ancestor's Tale Richard Dawkins
2 The Vagina Monologues Eve Ensler
3 Free Culture Lawrence Lessig
4 Knitting in Plain English Maggie Righetti
5 I, Asimov Issac Asimov
6 Friday Robert Heinlein
7 Dead Witch Walking Kim Harrison
8 The Good, the Bad, and the Undead Kim Harrison
9 Dune Frank Herbert
10 Rhapsody

in the name of the king

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In the name of the king.
Setting Breland
The pcs meet on their way to the Capital, Wroat, each intending to join the King's Citadel, the elite guards who act as King Boranel's hand in Breland. The campaign is split between political machinations and swashbuckling with some pulp exploration scattered through it (Brealand has Sharn in it, the gateway to Xendrick.)

owwiee

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So yesterday had some good and some bad.
I went and bought a new used bike. The young woman at the bike project was very nice and welcoming even though it was women's night, and she totally did some work on the bike that the person who put it out on the floor as on sale failed to do. She invited me to stay around, but I work with more than a few groups who take creating protected spaces very seriously, so I headed out after she finished fixing my new bike. I'll go back down later when I'm not working contrawise to the concept.

I went to baked and had some cookies. Cookies are good. I stayed mostly out of a conversation that ranged into a few areas that I know relatively well. No harm was going to come of misperceptions in these areas, and I think the guy was trying to flirt with the woman, so quiet me did online things and analyzed a couple days worth of conversations with one of my best friends. Not for content or anything. For length. (Turns out that I use about 136 words for every 100 she does in the limited sample I used. This ratio is about as unskewed as it gets for my conversations.)

I rode home on my new bike, guiding the old one by the handle bars. That was both difficult and dangerous. A couple of times I just picked the old bike up to keep it from ending up under my wheels. I think I surrealed up a couple of people's evenings too, so victory. I got home and put the bikes up in the front room. It was about 11:30 when I realized that the recycling needed to go out. Yesterday was about 45 degrees. Much of the snow in my yard melted during the day. It flowed out into the yard. As it cooled off, it froze in the street. I brought the recycling out and found this sheet ice the hard way. I went down onto my knee. The fall was an exercise in rotational momentum and semi-rigid structures. The trash can flew all the way across the street. My back bone tried desperately to avoid the movements that my collapse was forcing on it, doing fun things to my back muscles in the process (it turned one way the other attachment points turned other ways, my back muscles are all tight an unhappy to this hour.) and my knee explored a new closer acquaintance with the road. I may have exclaimed an expletive of the sexual subset, either while falling or after impact.

I hobbled back in and went to bed.
Woke up this morning still sore and having missed an im from a new friend.