On the floor laughing

So, thanks . I just read http://www.wonkette.com/ 's front page, and while I probably won't actually read the site regularly, I did see one of the funniest things this year.

"Paul Wolfowitz fesses up on why Iraq isn't going so well: "We had a plan that assumed we'd have basically more stable security conditions than we've encountered."

Among those assumptions: That Iraq was a magical country, where lollipops grew on trees and the clouds were made of marshmallows! With gumdrop mountains and fruit-punch rivers and houses made of gingerbread!

Basically, they used the invasion plans for Candyland. "

Gods, I hope that the pigfuckers in office lose this year. I swear that Bush majored in handbasket weaving in college. And President Chaney is desperately trying to open a gate to hell.

*edit*
I was wrong. I just found something funnier. Of course, being connected to Penny Arcade, it requires an extensive explanation to be funny.

In the beginning there was the Phantom, and the developers made some fairly amusingly broad claims about it.
The Lords of Fun, Gabe and Tyco saw this and realized it was bad, and there was much mockery.
After several months and a few more informational releases, and then registration for preordering elegibility began.
The Lords of Fun saw this and returned to the world to deliver more mockery
And then one day there was a report on the interweb at www.hardocp.com about the corperation behing the so called Phantom. It was fairly negitive and their fact checking was imperfect, so Infinium labs threatened to sue for defamation. A modification was made, changing nearly a quarter of the contested statements.
And the Lords of Fun saw this and wondered why Infinium failed to sue them for defamation. So they produced another page of mockery .
And Lo but they were not finished, for they recived a false note claiming that they did that comic to boost their website's page views. There was much wrong with this concept And so there was much mockery

And Lo did the Lords of Fun attend the great gatherin of their allies and minions, E3. There they did see the maligned Phantom again, where the head of the corperation came by to tell the Lords of Fun "I just killed a dog." And there was much mirth.
And then they saw that which was the Infinium back room at E3